Welcome to the high-end of the market. We don't do fakes, we don't do brainless, we don't do ugly. Expensive, flamboyant, smart and hot is what you just found. (I should add entertaining, sweet and funny, pretty rich and very flirty.) I don't cook, clean, do the house, the garden or the dishes, but I do come with my own chef, two maids and a hot gardener (who doesn't know how to garden, but does know how to look good on top of me :-)