I’m Mister Belgium Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still got pictures of me in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

I’m Mister bad media karma
Another day another drama
I’m still an exception
And you want a piece of me

I’m Mr. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
You want a piece of me
I’m Mr. Oh my God that's Andy Shameless
You want a piece of me
I’m Mr. Exta! Extra! this just in
You want a piece of me
I’m Mr. he’s too big now he’s too thin
You want a piece of me

I’m Mr. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to startin’ havoc
And end up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

I’m Mr. ‘Most likely to get on TV for strippin’ on the streets’
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
Causing panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?